These past two weeks I have realised two things:
- The gym is no more appealing in 2013 than it was in 2012
- The vast majority of scientists can be separated into two types: ‘outdoor’ and ‘indoor’ ones
Outdoor scientists bring the outdoors into their labs. I am, and have always been an outdoor scientist. Scientists who fall under this category don’t usually wear lab coats and don’t really understand when one is really needed (if they do own a lab coat it is likely either to be the one they haven’t used since Chemistry GCSE classes or a grimy, brown monstrosity that is used to protect their clothes from getting dirty). Outdoor scientists have ‘dirty’ labs where the lab fridge can harbour all manner of things from pots of sleepy spiders (to cool them down and make identification easier) to soya milk (for tea, obviously). The tiny freezer section of a dirty lab’s fridge only ever becomes filled in summer, when it’s crammed with icecream. A group of outdoor scientists in a lab will complain about the choice of radio station.